I'm currently sitting with a head full of wet, chinese-food-smelling hair, waiting for the gorgeous dark locks promised by the box.  And since I didn't think you'd want to hear about my new danskos, maybelline eyeshadow and phone case (booooring), I thought I'd just show you a picture of all of them.

Danskos!  Finally some new work shoes.

It's supposed to be plum.  Look brown to you too?

I'm actually a super hero.

That cool cape is the result of the won-ton sauce in my hair (see first sentence).  And my phone really is black.  It's just white thanks to the $3.50 ebay phone case that came from hong kong yesterday in uber-ghetto packaging.  Whatever works, I guess.